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The Worthless Questions on Albanians? (10 Points)?
I cannot believe I have to put in 10 points at the name of my topic in order to catch some of the people’s attention. However, it does not hurt my point balance, nor yours. In fact, it boosts your point balance, just answering my many worthless Albanian questions.
Here I go…
1) Do Albanians have hair? In the chest area, arm area, and leg area?
2) Do Albanians burp?
3) Do Albanians fart?
4) Is a Chicken Salad a normal Albanian dish, or no?
5) What does a typical Albanian MAN eat when getting home from work?
6) Are Albanians forced to marry someone, then begin to like them? Or just like Americans, love then marriage?
7) What does a typical Albanian do?
Are Albanians really hairy? If yes, hairier than Americans?
9) Do Albanians HAVE to wax or shave their legs, because of their ethnicity and culture/religion.
10) Do Albanians speak fast in their language or no?
11) For Albanian Men, do you fight with your wives, like Americans, or no?
12) For Albanian Men, again, do you beat your wives and children, from time to time?
13) Are Albanians nasty? Like watching, nasty videos on computers, or no? (Albanian Men and Women).
14) What is an Albanians breakfast, lunch, dinner, supper, etc. To make it more understanding: What do Albanians eat in the morning? What do Albanians eat from coming home from work? (Afternoon). What do Albanians eat at night?
15) Do Albanians do all the work for their wives, or let their wives do everything?
16) For the typical Albanian MAN: Do Albanian MEN usually have facial hair, and/or stubble?
17) Say, what if you were a Albanian Gym Teacher/History Teacher, in the a normal Middle School, what is your average day? (Please include a lot of details).
18) For the typical Albanian MAN: Do Albanian MEN usually eat meat, or is the average Albanian Man a vegetarian?
19) Are Albanians Christians? (Do they believe in God/Jesus, like Americans? Or do they have their own "God/Jesus" to follow?
20) Who is Mother Teressa? (Is she similar to Our Virgin Mary?)
21) Are Albanians like Jewish people? (Jerusalem, or whatever Jewish people call them?)
22) Do Albanians have white teeth, like African Americans, or sometimes yellow, like Americans?
23) Are Albanians born on 1950’s, 1960’s, and the 1970’s come from Albania or just born in America?
24) Do Albanians have a physical feature, like Italians, etc? (Examples: long noses, really hair, etc)?
25) For Albanian MEN: Do you constantly find yourself itching your chest, due to your hairy chest?
26) Are Albanians very in love with God? (Examples: Do Albanian Men and Women say "God Bless You" to people, a lot? Or, "I Love You"?
27) Do they average Albanian MAN cheat? Or are Albanians NEVER like that?
I KNOW. I KNOW. These are really worthless questions. But if anyone can just answer every single one, that would be amazing. I am not prejudice, and please don’t leave worthless comments, as I can mark them as spam/thumbs down. Anything helpful is appreciated.
Thank you.
JimmyJonesVC
I would answer, but i have no ****ing clue where Albania is.
Rutgers Student | Nov 09, 2009
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metfan1245 | Nov 09, 2009
1. Yes
2. yes
3. Yes, silently
4. No
5. Tuna Salad
6. They marry whoever has the most livestock
7. Cream Corn Wrestling
8. Same as question 1
9. No. The longer the hair, the more attractive
10. no. They speak as slow as possible
11. Only when they don’t milk the bulls
12. Same as 11
13. Hell yes.
14. Why do you repeat the same questions?
I’m bored now…
White Boy | Nov 09, 2009
Q1-27 "Perhaps, maybe, sometimes, occasionally, apparently" to all.
I’m too lazy to get that atlas out for you.
No Way Jan | Nov 09, 2009
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